Runners of North America : A Book Review
When it comes to running, writing about running, and laughing at those who run, Mark Remy stands alone atop the podium. You may know his work as the author of Remy’s World (online and in print) when he was part of the Runner’s World staff, or his most recent project, Dumb Runner, “an online destination for runners who enjoy laughter and pie.”
What you may not know about him, is that he is also an anthropologist – studying the characteristics of runners for over 20 years. With 26 marathons under his belt (and presumably other races too), he is a bit of an expert. He has funneled all of his observations into one complete guide in his latest book, Runners of North America: A Definitive Guide to the Species.
Whether you started running last week, have been at it the majority of your life, or just know people who run, everyone will find truth and familiarity from this definitive guide to runners.
What is Runners of North America About?
If you’re looking for a plot summary, you won’t find one. In Runners of North America: A Definitive Guide to the Species, Remy has documented The North American Runner in staggering detail.
With this comprehensive guide to the 23 subspecies of runners… [he] presents the tools to observe and communicate with runners in their natural habitat.
Runners are weird, interesting, and sometimes a bit contrarian when compared to other humans. They eat odd things, and do odd things to their bodies in hopes of running faster for completely arbitrary reasons. However, “the DNA of a normal human being and a runner is nearly 98% identical,” Remy says. Which is a helpful reminder that they are (mostly) like everyone else.
And while you may be quick to dismiss this as a silly book intended to make Remy “a pile of money,” his intentions are pure –
…to help you attain a better understanding of, and a deeper appreciation for, these creatures called runners – how they interact with one another (and with their environment); what they eat; how they communicate; and more.
And he has done just that.
Personally, I found it deeply satisfying that someone was able to finally put language to what I have been observing for all these years – these creatures I have known and been one of since the summer of 1993. While you may find the book in the satire or humor section of your local book store (Amazon), I couldn’t find anything that wasn’t 100% accurate.
Runners of North America: A Definitive Guide to the Species, is a brilliantly entertaining read. Like his other books, you can leave it on your coffee table, or bathroom, skim a few sections now and again, and reference it often.
My Running Subspecies
I thought it would be most helpful to share how I’ve used this book/guide to better understand myself as a runner. While not a self assessment per se (unlike the one I use in my day job), it can help you identify some personality quirks, and be able to relate to (or laugh at) other runners you encounter.
Humans, especially runners, are incredibly complex beings. The 23-sub-species is a great start, but I found myself drifting between a few as I tried to self-identify in the 145 pages of this field guide. I could trace my own journey through the various stages of runner evolution.
For example, when I first started running (The Newbie, Lopus novus), I was definitely,
marked by his tentative gait, his tentative demeanour, and his tentative way of asking tentative questions.
As time went on, I evolved into a more confident runner with experience, taking on more challenges. Before my first marathon, I could see myself as a Bucket Lister (Lopus yolo), never thinking running long distances would become a lifestyle. Shortly after my student loans were paid off, I may have evolved again into The Gear Addict (Lopus productus). I have a closet dedicated to gear (and old baseball cards), and while 45% of my disposable income doesn’t necessarily go towards running gear, probably more of it does than should.
Today, I like to think I have evolved into a Serious Runner (Lopus fastholus) as I continue to flirt with my own Boston Qualifier. Unfortunately, I may be transforming into The Dad Runner (Lopus paternus). While my “habitat” does NOT include the suburbs, I do retain a “stubborn competitiveness – a vestige of their days as a Fitness Runner or Serious Runner.”
Beyond the Text – Artwork and Illustrations
If you’re going to purchase this book, don’t buy the digital version. The illustrations, charts, diagrams and other tools included are best enjoyed as Gutenberg intended – on paper! You’ll find yourself wanting to reference this manual often, and having to look it up on a Kindle or iPad is just annoying. The marathon facial expression chart is probably my favorite.
What I find most remarkable about this book, is the extreme level of creativity and thought that has been put into it. There are footnotes throughout the whole thing that add a certain level of depth to the experience – almost like you’re part of an inside joke.
What Kind of Runner are You?
If you have the book, what kind of runner are you? It would be fun to hear not only how you identify, but what other characteristics you exhibit (because surely Remy couldn’t put all of them in). Share below.